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Scandal Exposed - [01/13/03]
In a recent undercover exposÈ which caught the restaraunt industry with its pants down, it was revealed that Chinese restaraunts across the continent are all owned and operated by the same multi-national corporation, Chinese Food, Inc. Cleverly disguised as family owned businesses these franchises have been serving factory prepared food for decades and only in recent light of the Enron and MCIWorldcom scandals has the FDA decided to investigate. One former Chinese Food, Inc. employee, whose name as witheld by request, has admitted to us, "we got crates of food from Detroit once a week, and we just nuked the frozen takeout boxes and played frying noises to cover up the sound. McDonald's does the same thing, I used to work there too, but they didn't require you to speak Chinese all the time." Visit www.chinesefoodinc.com for the online version of their poorly disguised 'family-owned' uber-corporation. (originally posted 11/18/02)