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Report: people with itchy chins twice as intelligent as people with itchy heads. - [01/13/03]
Cambridge, MA--A recent study performed by a team at Harvard Medical Center revealed today that people with itchy chins are more than twice as intelligent as those with itchy heads. "We asked our itchy volunteers to perform various mental tasks and challenges, and to our surprise those with itchy chins out-performed those with itchy heads by more than 2 to 1," said Dr. Stanislav Bulkowski, who spearheaded the study. "We're still in the research stages of determining whether groin-scratching is as strong a factor in intelligence as its head and chin counterparts." (originally reported 12/09/02)