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Bronson Pushes Back Race to 2020 - [03/16/03]
Washington- Jonathan Bronson has pushed the date for his presidential run back to 2020. "2020 is much catchier and zippier than the archaic sounding 2016," notes Bronson. He has already taken further steps to outline his political platform, which includes all states printing their own money and bringing back the Wooly Mammoth, because he notes "we have the technology."
War on Iraq? Smarty Party candidate Bronson challenges: "If I am elected I promise intergalactic space battles which will result in great acts of heroism for the human race and stimulate the global economy. Bombs are the way of the past. I promise multi-colored laser superweapons."
Whatever your opinion of the fiery youth, Bronson has a clear lead over UNKNOWN for 2020.