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QQQuantity Staff Slack Off on News Page! - [04/14/03]
In a surprise exposÈ that caught the record industry with its pants down, the staff of QQQ announced that it has been slacking off on news stories for nearly a month. "Well, I... err," confessed the company footpad, Ringo Juanpaulo, in a recent interview with our reporters, "I suppose I just had all these other things to do." Nearly a month has passed since the last sparse description of a story by another website was published, and this month is shaping up to be even better. Juanpaulo admits, "It's not like I never touch the site, I'm there like five times a day, but between email and Seinfeld I just can't get anything done."