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Lazy Ohioan uses 'A' on English paper as an excuse to slack off in French - [04/25/03]
Cleveland- With the discovery that he received a far better grade than he expected on his English paper, Jitters Burlap of Ohio stated "Oh... I guess I'm doing fine in school then." Jitters is far behind in his distance learning French course ever since he took some time off during spring break. An enornmous final looms on May 5th, and he has several assignments to hand in on the 29th of April. He had set aside the whole day to catch up on his French lessons, but now plans to use the time to narcissistically snap digital photographs of himself.