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Clear Channel Funds Pro-War Rallies - [03/19/03]
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Bronson Pushes Back Race to 2020 - [03/16/03]
Washington- Jonathan Bronson has pushed the date for his presidential run back to 2020. "2020 is much catchier and zippier than the archaic sounding 2016," notes Bronson. He has already taken further steps to outline his political platform, which includes all states printing their own money and bringing back the Wooly Mammoth, because he notes "we have the technology."
War on Iraq? Smarty Party candidate Bronson challenges: "If I am elected I promise intergalactic space battles which will result in great acts of heroism for the human race and stimulate the global economy. Bombs are the way of the past. I promise multi-colored laser superweapons."
Whatever your opinion of the fiery youth, Bronson has a clear lead over UNKNOWN for 2020.
Kids Wanna Rock! - [03/11/03]
5{ it been since you just f@cking rocked? I know I wanna. How bout you? Come on, grab a instrument or just use your voice. Rock it like you have no choice. And don't stop the beat when you start to get moist. New bands are forming now... collaborate with your favorite QQQuantity stars! All this and more in the QQQuantity Interact discussion board.
PLUG: An evening of Hip Hop, March 20 @ Stingy Lulu's, 8th by A, NYC. Principality bassist DJ Ooh La Rock will control the wheels of plastic, givin you what your mind and your danceable parts are lookin for. Flyer.
Sean Effel predicts Slamball - [03/10/03]
"I totally called this one," a vindicated Sean Effel, 26, exclaimed during the pre-recorded TNN broadcast. Effel, who claims to have predicted the invention and inevitable TV production of the newest xtreme sport rip off, watched the first Slamball game ever on Saturday.
The new sport features a court and rules similar to basketball, with the addition of trampolines beneath the baskets. With fewer fouls and no goaltending rule, Slamball is a faster paced and a higher impact sport than its predecessor. "God is a Slamball fan," announced an enthusiastic Slamball coach during the Saturday broadcast, "and he loves to rumble."
"They don't have the laser beams or moving baskets," Effel conceded, "but this is exactly what I said a couple weeks ago, isn't it?"